Thursday, April 7, 2011

[f.g.i.] Presents: My (anti) Cinematic Alphabet

This alphabet thing is too fun! I though it would be cathartic to create an "anti" alphabet. This list includes the movies, actors, actresses, themes, concepts, and move miscellanea that I simply have no taste for. What I'm trying to say is this is the stuff I hate. Enjoy Part Deux!

The A-Team

Ben Affleck

Cop Out

Dude, Where's My Car?

Eddie Murphy after 1996

Fast cars, crappy acting

Ghost Rider

Katherine Hiegl

Isla Fisher

Jonah Hex

Kevin Smith's whining

Lindsay Lohan cameos

Max Payne

Natalie Portman overload

Oscar snubs

Putting your kids to work

Quantum of Solace

Ridiculous movie endings

Sam Worthington


Unworthy Best Pictures

Vampires that sparkle

White guilt dramas


Year One

Zooey being Zooey


  1. Aw poor Ben Affleck. Dude Where's My Car is one of my guilty pleasure and I think Isla Fisher has a certain charm. Agree on all the others :)

  2. Haha a nice twist to what everyone is doing at the moment. Agree with Year One and Ridiculous Movie Endings and The A Team. A team would fall into stupid movie endings as would Indiane Jones and the Kingdom Of The Chyrstal Skull. And I like the Linsey Lohan cameo picture, just watched and reviewed that film today and she was awful. I thought that she probably hadn't found it difficult to act as the character she played!

  3. This is great. MAX PAYNE was dreadful, and white guilt dramas! I'm with Jack, I like Zooey (well not in Yes, Man - christ!) But in 500 Days of Summer she was perfectly cast!


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