Thursday, April 7, 2011

[f.g.i.] Presents: My (anti) Cinematic Alphabet

This alphabet thing is too fun! I though it would be cathartic to create an "anti" alphabet. This list includes the movies, actors, actresses, themes, concepts, and move miscellanea that I simply have no taste for. What I'm trying to say is this is the stuff I hate. Enjoy Part Deux!

The A-Team


Ben Affleck


Cop Out


Dude, Where's My Car?


Eddie Murphy after 1996


Fast cars, crappy acting


Ghost Rider


Katherine Hiegl


Isla Fisher


Jonah Hex


Kevin Smith's whining


Lindsay Lohan cameos


Max Payne


Natalie Portman overload


Oscar snubs


Putting your kids to work


Quantum of Solace


Ridiculous movie endings


Sam Worthington



Toe-thumbs



Unworthy Best Pictures


Vampires that sparkle


White guilt dramas


Xanadu


Year One


Zooey being Zooey

4 comments:

  1. Aw poor Ben Affleck. Dude Where's My Car is one of my guilty pleasure and I think Isla Fisher has a certain charm. Agree on all the others :)

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  2. Haha a nice twist to what everyone is doing at the moment. Agree with Year One and Ridiculous Movie Endings and The A Team. A team would fall into stupid movie endings as would Indiane Jones and the Kingdom Of The Chyrstal Skull. And I like the Linsey Lohan cameo picture, just watched and reviewed that film today and she was awful. I thought that she probably hadn't found it difficult to act as the character she played!

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  3. This is great. MAX PAYNE was dreadful, and white guilt dramas! I'm with Jack, I like Zooey (well not in Yes, Man - christ!) But in 500 Days of Summer she was perfectly cast!

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